New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

missile fuck

when thrusting with great force causing the female to defecate all over the males penis

"That missile fuck was amazing! my shit reached your face!"

by anomynouspersonnoonenobody July 27, 2014

bongular missile

A missile that is going to explode all over you

I have a bongular missile coming for you

by bongular missle creator September 18, 2025

Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.

*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!

by vennyweenny October 24, 2025