Midnight McDonalds

the time when McDonalds serves you the leftover food that no one else wants. this food can and will make you sick.

"so are you still coming to the party later?"
"i cant i had Midnight McDonalds."

by joshissocool February 12, 2010

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Midnight Watch

A type of movie which grabs your attention while passing and you have to sit down and finish it.

Princess Bride is my midnight watch.

by tom_foolery87 January 4, 2021

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The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.

Related: Afternoon delight

John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.

by TERRORMOTO June 3, 2017

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Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

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midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014

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