Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

Kevin

Someone who doesn't have enough brain cells to know where he/she is on the political compass.

So you believe everything you hear? You're such a Kevin.
He's a kevin, he needs a tutor for everything.

by MrWiseGuy02 October 25, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair smooth like chocolate. His chocolatey eyes so soft and shiny, His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who I have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him .When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He can light up a room in seconds. His the person who will make you smile and happy just by the sound of voice .He is the most amazing guy in the universe and his my soul mate.

Her: You're Kevin is so sweet and gentle

Me: I know and I won't ever let him go

by emo_babygirl November 2, 2020

Kevin

The irish godess of getting woman with a bigger penis then the second best god jehu

That guy is sexy as heck he must be Kevin the most handsome god of all.

by National_facts.gov November 6, 2020

Kevin

If the sky is grey kevin is gay

You did you know if the sky is grey kevin is gay.

by K7LLSW7ITCH October 8, 2020

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a successful person with sports and is a loyal friend to everyone and in terms kevin may be god's idiot the perfect idiot god pefers

Kevin scored a goal for his girlfriend last night

by Tim Jackson May 18, 2017