A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
Losing in life. No matter what the subject or how much of a sure thing you think it is you loose. A curse or hex.
by Glow worm May 11, 2017
Mr. MacKay buys product at a certain price and marks it up using a haggis factor to overinflate the cost.
by hfactor October 12, 2009
The disparity in opinion between those who have met Glen or simply encountered him. Begins with a 3.
by TekTekZ May 13, 2017
I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...
by maelstr0m_X1 April 20, 2017
The common root cause that makes a situation become fucked; an instigative action, suggestion, or plan that causes fuckery to ensue leading to a fucked moment
"That party really got out of hand.." "Yeah, that broken staircase from Dave mattress sledding was the total fuckery factor there."
by Thatdudeshotwife69 March 28, 2021
A military-grade level of planning, organization and precision normally reserved for special operations missions and political coups.
I was worried about starving to death on my trip to the Amazon. Luckily, the Kaitlin Factor prevailed.
by MarcDemo November 08, 2016