Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
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Bob Factor

Losing in life. No matter what the subject or how much of a sure thing you think it is you loose. A curse or hex.
I bet on Atlanta to win the Super Bowl and got Bob Factored.
by Glow worm May 11, 2017
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fun factor

An experience or thing that has elements of fun in it.
This app has such boring design. Where's the fun factor ?
by simaon July 25, 2017
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flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend
Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor
by barnicle20 April 27, 2011
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Nick Factor

The act of over engineering something to a magnitude of up to 50%, but no less than 25%.
That hoser Nick applied a Nick Factor again.
by Unknown Hoser July 12, 2018
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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 01, 2014
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The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt February 29, 2012
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