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Don’t look at the GIF.

I’m warning you. Don’t look at the GIF.

Don't lick the sides 

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

Don't jackass the thing 

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.
Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.
Don't jackass the thing by anonymous November 23, 2021

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder 

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”
Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

don’t let the bed bugs bite 

Dont piss the bed
Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite