covid belly

it’s when you have covid belly. you start acting dumb and stupid, and your ugly

booty101: i heard maddie has covid belly?!

slut2884: me too!! she’s so dumb

by tallniggabootyonaclout January 23, 2022

arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020

Covid-Creative

When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.

Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.

by Covido January 28, 2021

Covid-19

A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!

Joe tested positive for Covid-19!

by . . . March 24, 2020

Covid Pass

A certificate that proves that someone had been corona-vaccinated, which would allow them to travel to many countries without having to quarantine before their departure and after their arrival.

Bob wasn’t allowed to board his flight because he forgot to bring along his Covid pass.

by Covido December 12, 2020

COVID-21

The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.

Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21

by YAWA February 7, 2021

COVID-13

A surge in infections and deaths on a Friday the thirteenth, compared to the figures on other dates, which led the authorities to wonder whether the most fearful or unluckiest date in the calendar in the developed world was a catalyst to the higher infection and mortality rates.

Whether COVID-13 victims suffered a double whammy or not is a topic of discussion suited for numerologists and astrologers rather than for scientists and politicians.

by Covido November 16, 2020