couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.

The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.

by AcesHai April 23, 2018

lewi couch

He has a massive penis and he loves making girls squirt and anyone who misses out on his massive cock you should feel sorry 4 them

lewi couch cock

by connor wallace February 19, 2018

red couch

Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa

My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.

by Thegooseknowsbest July 28, 2016

couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

by CusIcan December 12, 2013

couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.

Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.

by JK Knowling March 12, 2022

couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.

Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

by Yuki putt January 30, 2016

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin March 25, 2016