cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.

*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!

by Madro August 8, 2015

Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

cobra cab

a mid-sized sedan that has only 10% of it's original parts remaining and over 10 years. It's large enough for 5, but can easily accomodate 7. 8 if you include the trunk

8 of us can't fit in the neon, we'll need 2 rides. No problem get the "cobra cab"

by Gianni April 7, 2005

The Cobra

Referring to Justin's Massive penis and willing to show at request

Bitches Love "the cobra"

Guy 1: Wow did you see that guys dick?
Guy 2: That was "the cobra !!!!" Very deadly and strikes with force

Guy 1: I though that was just a myth

Guy 2: Nope it be real!

"Man I wish I had Justin's Cobra that thing is a weapon "

by Oxford Dic September 19, 2014

defeat cobra

When you’re at the game, and your team chokes at the end, and you assume a position of hands on the top of your head, elbows out, in disbelief. This inevitably forms the shape of a striking cobra.

“man, Clemson gave that game away, i see a lot of defeat cobras in the stands.”

by RedDog318 October 21, 2023

cobra

Cobra is a Eastern European warrior.

Common Cobra W

by cobrak September 25, 2022

Cobra slap

The act of stealing all the boost in rocket league and eating cheese puffs in your cart infested gamer chair.

Hey bro let’s cobra slap that kid

by Juan7575 January 21, 2022