Dirty Clock

first eat mexican or chinese food whatever gives you diarehha then when someone takes a shit on another individual and moves there asshole back and forth like a pendulum over their vagina

ooo man i dirty clocked mattr last night

by MARKK November 19, 2006

crap clock

A person's daily, internal clock for taking a crap.

Man...no matter where I am, at 8:15am every day, my crap clock goes off and I have to go right away. it's like clock work...

by Sig Englander July 07, 2006

clocked

to get crazy angry - go off (like a clock)

we were being loud and the landlord just CLOCKED.

by Dan Wald February 28, 2006

Clock Rapist

Someone at work or school who is constantly looking at there watch or a wall clock, like they have a date tonight or somethin.

Dude, Jim is such a clock rapist

by Jim jam mcjagger February 18, 2009

Golden Clock

The Clock what am Golden. He is a Flash-making, portal-voting, movie-reviewing, BBS-posting, fool-insulting, super sexy Newgrounds Member. He's obviously also a member of the Clock Crew.

françias
Horloge D'or

español
Reloj De oro

italiano
Orologio Dorato

"Golden Clock is my baby's daddy."

by Golden Clock February 07, 2005

bust on the clock

live hard, die young, leave a pretty corpse

dave the coke dealer was going to bust on the clock
she knew she'd never get old, she was going to bust on the clock
he'd rather bust on the clock, than get old and rotten

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

beerilogical clock

The internal indicator that it's time for a drink at the end of a long day.

Dude, is it five o'clock yet? My beerilogical clock is ticking.

by hipphopapotamus November 03, 2009