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trap page

The trap page was undoubtedly developed by the ingenious men and women of AOL and other internet marketing tycoons. Used to exploit their clients as well as external users, the trap page is an excellent tool to force feed users with annoying propaganda and advertisement. The trap page implements 'anti-back' technologies, prohibiting the user from backing out of the webpage once it has been visited. This forces a user to either retype the desired URL or simply close the browser window, all while having advertisements crammed down their throat. The trap pages of today have reached new heights by using JavaScript and other web scripting technologies to spawn siblings of the original trap page or simply spam the fuck out of you with annoying dialog boxes. Thanks a lot you greedy, inhumane advertising scumbags.
To see the trap page in action see any porn site or use anything AOL affiliated.
by Meth0d July 7, 2004
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sand trap

i hooked with this chic in the desert and her sand trap fucked my shit up
by chubs February 17, 2005
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Chump Trap

A Chump Trap is when someone plays the chump to let someone else take advantage of them for what they get in return.

1. A man or woman who uses another person to make their significant other jealous.

2. Some one who plays dumb and lets someone else take advantage of them because being taken advantage of suits that persons alternative motives.

3. The advanced chump trapper can build a chump trap post event into a chump trap, by taking advantage of a seemingly bad situation.

4. Someone who feeds out coercive or false information to manipulate those chumps who buy into it is a chump trapper setting a chump trap.

5. Anyone who plays gullible or dumb, or turns a situation around to get what they want is setting a chump trap.
This is some advanced drama chess playing here folks. You know those people who are manipulative. Well these people are down right sociopaths.

"That girl thinks she burned him by telling his girlfriend what he did, but he just used her as a chump trap to make is girlfriend mad to manipulate her.'

"Michelle is in such a chump trap, she acts like she likes that guy just because he is rich, and he knows it so he takes advantage of her."

"He told her he needed help with his math homework so he could spend time with her, but he is actually really good a math."

"Politicians and the media often uses manipulative language and imagery to guide people into behaving and thinking a certain way."
by InfiniD July 24, 2013
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Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.
Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.
by M Greenie December 9, 2008
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Trap Town

A term used to describe any small town or community where the people living there tend to stay for their whole lives, whether because they simply don't know anywhere else to go or otherwise.
Dude that place is a damn trap town. You either get the fuck out as soon as possible or get stuck there for your whole life.
by Flippy nippy January 9, 2019
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cuddly trap

A cuddly trap is when an individual (or possibly more) ensnares a friendly partner in intimate embrace playfully not allowing them to do another low priority activity.
I was going to grab a glass of water but my boyfriend caught me in a cuddly trap on the couch for a half hour.
by ToastedZergling3 March 4, 2012
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