Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

secret dom

someone who is dom in bed but sub when cuddling

“OMG EVAN I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A SECRET DOM” said reuben

*Ethan jerking off in the corner*

by womanbeater August 14, 2021

secret septum

A piercing that you get behind your parents back.

"I got a secret septum"

by asdfghjklballsack May 4, 2012

Inverse secret

Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.

John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.

by Demurral March 13, 2011

Secret Sleeper

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.

Suzie, you're the Secret Sleeper sneak in through the back staircase to the room...here is a key.

by Hill Storm November 14, 2011

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.

Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"

by yumolitious February 23, 2023