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Spanish Scale

The scale of a few various spanish groups;
One being the best, five the least.

1. Domnican Republic
2. Cuba
3. Puerto Rico
4. Ecuador
5. Mexican

There are way more; but here is a small exmaple.
GUY: "Yo, That chica is pretty hot".

GUY2: "Definitley Domnican. High on the Spanish scale"
by hollaahatahh May 10, 2009
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V-scale

The ugliness factor in a girl. Add as many v's necessary to the word gov to accurately describe her ugliness
"ewewewewewew dont look now i see a 100 thousand on the v-scale coming our way!"
by The Brown Kid December 7, 2006
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guav scale

A scale that measures how guav someone is. The guavness of a person is measured in fourths.
Person 1: Who’s that guav kid over there?

Person 2: that’s Lee, I’ve heard he’s 9/4 on the guav scale
by Completely Schmittfaced April 30, 2019
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hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.
"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.
by {pole} July 2, 2008
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HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.
sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"
by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010
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Rictor Scale

Rateing someone on a scale of 1-10 on if you would fuck them. Usually combined with the Man Scale.
See also Man Scale
Josh: "She's like a 1 on the man scale but a 9 on the rictor scale."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."
by ThyPenguin March 28, 2010
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The Alphonso Scale

A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!
by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008
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