Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011

so we back in the mines

The second line of the Popular minecraft song Revenge by Captain Sparkles

Creeper, Aww Man

SO WE BACK IN THE MINES

by doubbleprower2 October 16, 2020

Your dad left to get the milk

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

by Troy517 May 29, 2022

cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008

monkey in the middle

The monkey in the middle is the person that is in the middle of two fighting sides. This person is friends with both arguing sides and wants to stay neutral but is eventually dragged into the fight, and one of the fighting sides become mad at them.

I feel bad for John, he just wants to have fun and not get involved in drama but he always becomes the monkey in the middle.

by Meijer's! January 15, 2007

The Mighty Panda

The Mighty Panda is an epic sexual maneuver. During sex, in one swift motion before a man is about to jizz he beats his chest and yells "I AM THE MIGHTY PANDA".

Man1: Do you know what the most epic sexual maneuver is?

Man2: No what?

Man1: The Mighty Panda!!!

by Justin Swann August 11, 2012

take the mickey

To make fun of someone or something, often to mock in a satirical way, or to attempt to fool someone in a manner of telling them an outrageous story.

Often used also to cast doubt on the truth of a statement.

A:"You know, the timers on British nuclear bombs were so bad in the 50's, they thought of filling them with chickens to keep them warm enough"
B:"WHAT! Are you taking the mickey?"

C:" Well, you parked in just the right place here, didn't you?"
A:" Instead of taking the mickey, just find me a big rock to chock the wheels with . . "

by D F STuckey April 6, 2004