by rasta binladen September 17, 2007
by Richard Roundtree May 13, 2006
A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.
by dragonking December 26, 2012
by coochiebanditjuan February 27, 2019
A medicated pot head whos diet consists of peanut butter and jellys, chicken nuggets, diet coke , and french fries. he is extremely smart, but fails in school because he is to fucking lazy. this nigga spends 80% of his life playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. usually stays high for 20 hours strait
Person 1 : Jordan, you do that homework ?
Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ?
Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW
Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke !
Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ?
Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW
Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke !
by fezaboy December 12, 2009
Jordan is a type Of girl who loves to play hockey and talk to her friends. She never puts people down.she is loud in a good way and always is Up for a challenge.she doesn't care what people think about her. She has always been herself.jordan is the best friend anyone could ever have.Jordan Puts people before herself.jordan is a great friend sister or anything else.She is sexy.hot nice charming lovely girl.
by Annie candy July 27, 2012
A classic douchebag move where one party of a conversation drops the entirety of the discussion and leaves completely, most notably without a goodbye.
The most common example of this is seen online where during a conversation someone will inevitably leave the chat and log off without a single warning or hesitation, and not out of frustration or shitty internet connection.
This also applies to real life when speaking to someone either in person or on the phone where they either turn their attention elsewhere or hang up, respectively.
The most common example of this is seen online where during a conversation someone will inevitably leave the chat and log off without a single warning or hesitation, and not out of frustration or shitty internet connection.
This also applies to real life when speaking to someone either in person or on the phone where they either turn their attention elsewhere or hang up, respectively.
"Dude, way to totally pull a Jordan last night and stop talking to me without saying 'goodbye.' Douche."
by Killfactorten February 09, 2010