Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.

Man this Jamaican blue Mountain coffee smells like monkey ass.

by Bsy420 March 12, 2018

jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017

Jamaican hangover

When you smoke too much Ganjah and wake up the next morning feeling like your brain was shoved in a frying pan then put in the oven. to cure drink coffee or light another one up.

guy 1: Dude my head feels fucked man
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.

by ty148 February 24, 2017

Jamaican blowfish

When two males dock their penile, and one ejaculates into others penis hole

Andrew and rachel had a jamaican blowfish last night #LIT

by 07silverado March 4, 2017

Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016

Jamaican Spliff

A Spliff longer than a car is consumed within 5 minutes

I got so wasted last night ,I had an Jamaican spliff

by DJ phyco July 28, 2016

jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.

Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.

by ItsDonnyP July 11, 2016