Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable

Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.

by Unfortunatehand June 16, 2018

Flip the grip

While riding a motorcycle, turning the throttle all the way open, hence flipping the (throttle) grip.

I was casually riding down the highway when some cager tried to pass me. So I did flip the grip and popped a huge wheelie.

by vk31338 August 19, 2009

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

chad grip

When you grip something/someone with your full hand and say "C H A D G R I P"

My friend and I had a Chad Gripping competition, I won

by RandomShitposts April 5, 2021

nip grip

Nip grip is when you use you index, middle finger, and thumb in the shape of a triangle, grab someones nipple, squeeze as hard as you can, twist, and pull away from that person's body and quickly let go.

geez, my nipple hurts after john gave me that nip grip

by i love my sarahbear November 3, 2010