Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018

Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.

Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.

by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009

Gilmore Guitar

Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar

by Checter November 4, 2009

Clit guitar

Similar to the well known air guitar, only strummed with the clitoris.

Kitty jammed through the night on her clit guitar, riffing O's to Z's!

by Dfiler420 February 23, 2019

Spicy guitar

An electric guitar from Nashville, Tennessee

Look at Wesely with that spicy guitar

by trent2325 May 21, 2019

Grandpa Guitar

A Stringed Instument Like A Lute,Mandolin,Acoustic Guitar,Etc.

Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1

by Will The Thrasher April 25, 2010

guitar hero

the only video game that chicks don't find absolutely repulsive.. used frequently at parties, and our hi-school hosts yearly competitions between classes. also, real guitarists often bash this game. but after all, that's what it is, a game.

dude-1... i was playing guitar hero, and i finally broke 450,000 points in beast and the harlot!!!
dude-2... whatever... your a fag... you should play real guitar...
dude-1... nahh, its cool.. i can play the drums!!!

by rumple d. crumplecrunk August 28, 2008