Evil Fruits

A clan where all the qualitys of the words Evil and Fruits come together to P4WN YOUR AZZ!!!!1111

Fuck me I just got p4ned by the Evil fruits, the're rotten to the core

by Evil Lemon August 20, 2006

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Fruit Loader

The giver in a homosexual relationship.

Juan only goes for feminem men because he is a fruit loader.

by Fear No Beer November 19, 2007

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ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)

John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)

by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 19, 2017

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Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 03, 2019

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Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

by Compassion fruit August 10, 2008

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