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boon poon

A derogatory term for black (specifically subsaharan descent) womans gentials. It has a similar entomology to sheboon (with the root word being baboon).
I need boon poon. I have jungle fever
by Larguslargus January 17, 2025
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The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
the magical boon just killed zach
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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Boon

Yo who's down to come boon in the toilets?
by Top Choof and Boon May 21, 2023
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Boon

Word for coffee amongst baddies.

After a long night of ratchetry Genet, Lulu, and Aster went to grab some boon from Tim Hortons
Can I get some boon with no sugar
by Bodmonfawad June 7, 2023
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boon tang

A gay man’s version of “poon tang.” Boy pussy.
I’m so horny Ineef me some tight boon tang.
by anonymous June 14, 2023
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Boon

Another term for noob, you tell this to a person when they have skill issue.
What a boon!
Get good boon.
by EquinoxPen September 24, 2025
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