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Albert

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.
My best friend is Albert and I love him.
by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023
mugGet the Albertmug.

Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls
Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert
by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019
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Albert Beldad

The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.
Karl tolentino asked: Asan na Akarin GF ko?
Roehan replies: Albert Beldad
by Michael Yumizuri November 19, 2021
mugGet the Albert Beldadmug.

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.
by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023
mugGet the Carson Albertmug.

Albert

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out
by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023
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Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)
"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"
by ArgentMane July 20, 2017
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Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here
Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass
by penis and aids June 11, 2025
mugGet the Albert Lea, Minnesotamug.

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