Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012

Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020

stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.

Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?

by xevilivex October 21, 2011

wait text

when you wait to send a text so it doesn't seem like you are over obsessed with the person or creepy

Dude im gonna do a wait text so Julia doesn't think im a creep

by skatelyfe69 October 7, 2013

Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.

Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."

by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009

Text Spam

Those stupid things twelve year olds text you that go something like this: (Real)

Find the face with two eyes
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👀👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
Find the one face with angry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Find the two mouse in the rabbits
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔❤💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)

Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********

Don't open your hand

They are not real and are stupid

Now send to your 20 friends

Now look at your hand

Lillian keeps sending Text Spam! It's really getting annoying

by GGPixel231 July 3, 2017