expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.

"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."

by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020

Blake rover tent special

When you are camping and ask a random stranger to give you head in your tent

I was camping last weekend and someone asked me to give them the blake rover tent special

by Mr.smith69 April 21, 2021

3 guys in a tent

3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.

The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.

Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?

by HotKidMan August 28, 2021

In the tent

Two people having sex in a remote location away from public eye.

Examples are : house, hotel, car, bushes, bathroom.

Where’s George ? Ohh he’s “in the tent” with his girl.

by Themoneyshot September 21, 2021

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022