Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.

The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.

by Butt Water Stevens April 6, 2020

swiss strawberry

an androgynous fairy that eats brains after draining them out through a straw for her kin in switzerland

The swiss strawberry ate her red dog's organs.

by sinrlifemattrs November 16, 2025

Swiss Raw Dog

Eating the last piece of cheese at the end of a Raclette dinner without any potatoes or sides.

OMG Fabio, are you really about to Swiss raw dog the remaining cheese?!

by gurgelihans February 1, 2024

Swiss Roll

A cream-filled cake roll whipped with chocolate mocha on the sides, fruit slices on the top, authentically made in Switzerland during the early 19th century.

I love to have Swiss Rolls for any occasion.

by Lily_The_Supasta February 20, 2025

Swiss

To shoot someone with a gun — so many times that their body is full of holes, resembling a slice of Swiss cheese.

“Bro thought he was untouchable until they caught him lacking and swissed him in broad daylight.”

by g0oNy July 4, 2025

Swissed off

When you're pissed off because you are, or somebody else is late (based on the Swiss attitude to punctuality)

Riley: You'd better hurry up and go to class

Matt: Yeah, or my lecturer's gonna get real Swissed off

by Klaudius Lindqvist October 23, 2023

The Swiss Method

A euphemism for euthanasia.

"I heard Jean died via the Swiss Method"

by Xenochria September 13, 2022