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Get the swinger swanger mug.When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.
Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
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He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
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Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle?
Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.
Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.
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