Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008

cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

by Tavis February 14, 2006

steven jimenez

Sexy milf and get all of the bitches in the world

Shit Steven Jimenez just stole my bitch

by Jonathan Ramires April 25, 2017

Steven X

A hero of legend who is a certified rhyme sayer who get all the sexy senoritas and slays ugly hoes with ass hole remarks

Steven X is a ballin ass nigga I want to hop on his Johnson

by That sexy girl November 6, 2011

Steven Universe

A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds

Karen: Steven Universe is for kids

Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended

by GaySpaceRock0w0 October 6, 2020

Thievin’ Steven

The act, during a cornhole game, of “accidentally” miscounting the score in your own favor.

“Wait, wait . . . You only have 12, not 13. Don’t pull a Thievin’ Steven.”

by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019

Steven Grant

the best personality of moon knight, solos all of fiction

marc spector: im so conflicted in my decisions of the past
jake lockley: i kill for the sake of protection
steven grant (chad): i just beat the shit out of some bad guys with no prior experience, and also punched the shit out of some random gargoyle that couldve easily ripped me in half

by sexydous May 19, 2022