speaking of red ants

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.

That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?

by 8six75309 August 29, 2010

Skill Stealing

Knowing exactly what someone does and the way they do it in a skilled fashion then taking those skills to do the same as them using their skills to your advantage.

Megan: I have the perfect idea, although I don't have the skills to do it. I know, I'll take your skills and do it that way since your far better at it than me!
Matt:That's skill stealing!

by purplelover12397 June 3, 2016

Speaking of Airplanes

If someone says something rude or strange in a conversation creating a long awkward pause say speaking of airplanes and continue with a new subject to distract from that morons opinion. It should be said with emphasis on the beginning of the word

Man 1:The reason for our government's lack of control is because of George Bush's lack of knowledge.

Man 2:Well I think President Bush is an outstanding man and has done great things for the country.

**Pause***

Man 1: Speaking of airplanes the season finale of Lost totally answered a lot of my questions... but it did bring up more.

by Hannah Banana9321 June 17, 2007

Speaking cursive

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.

Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.

by Beastpastor64 February 29, 2020

Steaming Titanic

A steaming titanic occurs when you take a shit so large, that half of the shit is in the hole of the toilet and is unseeable and the other half is sticking out of the water. This shit is unflushable unless broken in half.

Dude, the other night at Jeffereys party I drank my body weight in alcohol! I was so tanked i left a steaming titanic in his upstairs bathroom. I tried to flush it and it flooded the bathroom so i bailed!

by Drailed November 1, 2010

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!

Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011