Starfish

Someone who's a little slow, whether physically, mentally, or spiritually.

"I'm sorry but I just can't deal with him today, he is always starfished out."
"your brother is such a starfish"

by youcanttunafish June 18, 2025

Starfish

Verb.

Sprawled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria

He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn

by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021

starfish stamp

When the anus gently kisses an unsuspecting surface.

That mark ass trick, I'm going to starfish stamp his ass!

by skunkstunk February 13, 2025

Pokin starfish

Male who enjoys “pokin starfish” is a man who enjoys sticking his penis in buttholes. Depriving from the term “chocolate starfish” in other words low key for saying gay guy!

Girl: that guy is cute,how do you know him?
Other girl: from work and he like “pokin starfish”

Girl: ohh I guess I should have guessed. He reminds me of my friend Cheyne!

by Kristypatty February 25, 2020

Texas starfish

The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked

Dude me and Stacey we used the Texas starfish

by Fuckherrightnthapussy April 10, 2023

Kentucky Starfish

1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.

2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish

Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!

Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?

Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.

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by BoxBuster October 4, 2015

The Siskiyou Starfish

When you lay down on your back and have the local whore lick your butthole. When your close to finishing your grip her head in a leg lock so she can't pull away or speak and scream " you have the right to remain silent" over and over while her husband watches.

Man last night I can't believe Kendra let me give her the Siskiyou starfish.

by Machxerro March 6, 2025