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sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"
by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020
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squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.
The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.
by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018
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Silver squirrel

Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush
Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny
by Yeldarbrellef May 5, 2018
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Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.
Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel
by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012
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Material Squirrel

by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022
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Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.
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squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy
by mike tarudo June 20, 2010
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