you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

dirty squirrel

partner puts mouth over your butthole while you fart making her (or his) cheeks pop out like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts

I gave Kim a dirty squirrel last night

by dogdaddydollaz March 3, 2011

Bloody Squirrel

You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.

"I thought my girlfriend needed a tattoo on her back, but instead I gave her a bloody Squirrel"

by Joe P Leprechaun October 18, 2008

squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squirl

1. A guy who basks in his own faggotry.

2. A weirdo.

Cheyenne: Dude, Michael's a fucking squirl.
Jacob: Fuck yeah.

by Straightstraight March 4, 2009

Squircle

When you are driving around a city block but find yourself back in the same spot that you started in.

"Dude, we are driving in squircles here..."

by Z Skywalker July 2, 2009