Split-level bungalow

An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.

Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.

Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?

Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?

Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?

Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.

by Slim_Jim February 27, 2009

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pee split

A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.

Ted: I caught Joel pulling a pee split this morning!
Randy: I didn't even know he was gay!

by rompmonster January 6, 2009

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Split tail juice

Secretions from a vagina

Cummings from a pussy

Juices from a moose knuckle

Drippings from a female

Also know as a snail trail

She came so hard, her split tail juice was running down my thighs.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 February 20, 2022

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nigga split

A word that can be used to describe anybody who has so much swag that they cant be controlled

Yo you are so awesome at every thing
Yeah thats right just call me nigga split

by NightCarb November 26, 2013

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Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

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