sphincter smile

Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.

Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.

Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!

by Big 'Hedonizm' Kev June 12, 2007

Sphincter tickle by proxy

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"

The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...

by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007

Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak

- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?

by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015

shinterview

An interview for a shit job at a place or organization that is undesirable. The interviewee must present themselves as being keen and diligent whereas they know the interviewer will be a complete boring loser twat.

Damn dude, sorry i cant hang out with you. I've got a shinterview this afternoon.

by a_fool September 1, 2016

Anal sphincter

a commonly used word to describe a person who repetitively asks stupid questions that are pointless and have no point

yo bro, does alchohol make you drunk?

stfu you anal sphincter..

but why?

epic lulz

by a black caucasian August 1, 2010

sprinter

A short season in Saskatchewan that happens during April. It consists of warm temperatures one week only to be followed by below zero temperatures and large amounts of blowing snow.

I can't take anymore of this Sprinter. I wish summer would arrive already.

by Macbeth42 May 3, 2005

splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye

i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)

by Jon G April 11, 2005