Tube Socks

A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.

Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks

by shebang777 May 8, 2009

Slippery Sock

Two guys who ain't cut wanna snoodle, but that pesky foreskin gets in the way. So the first guy peels his foreskin back while the second guy stretches his foreskin over the tip of the first guy's meat spear. Then, the second guy peels his foreskin back and the role reverses. The process repeats as rapidly as the participants desire.

Last night we got a bunch of members from the man-sock club together. . . It turned into a slippery sock-fest!

by Jason Schuler March 29, 2008

Sock Rocket

A sock (usually tube) used for excessive masturbation to the point it will stand vertically if placed on its top.

Jeremy has a sock rocket hidden in his dresser

by RobbyD March 14, 2015

Bag of Socks

Someone who is completely useless.

"Dean your a bag of socks"

by StevenStrand September 25, 2011

Sock swag

When one has extremely cool socks. Those who don't are at risk of throwing off others' sock swag. Beware.

Man: That dude has crazy sock swag i cant even believe it!
Hot Girl: Really? I would totally go for some dude with major sock swag.
Man: What about me?
Hot girl: Fuck no, your gay socks fucks with his awesome sock swag

by CerealGateRapist January 2, 2011

trophy sock

sock that a man masturbates into without washing enough times that it can stand on it's own like a trophy.

Jimmy finally got his reward for jacking off so many times. Now a trophy sock sits on his dresser

by Sarah and Crystal September 4, 2008

flog sock

An article of clothing used to clean up semen stains after masturbation.

"Geez mate,my mum was cleaning my room and found my flog sock under the bed!"

by drongo September 5, 2006