Sneaky Postman

When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.

I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.

Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.

by The Postmaster November 7, 2013

Sneaky skunk

While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.

The dirty bitch gave me a sneaky skunk while I was ploughing her pussy with my tounge

by Condoar October 20, 2015

Sneaky Raccoon

When you’re hitting a girl from the back and Insert your two index fingers into her butthole and as she turns around to see what you’re doing, you make a perfect poop circle around her eyes.

I gave Rebecca that Sneaky Raccoon, she might press charges.

by Bigdaddyavez November 30, 2019

sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 2, 2016

Sneaky Banger

When an artist who typically doesn't put out good music puts out a song that everyone seems to like. Tends to be used when the artist is disliked as well.

Tim: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?
Mark: Yeah, it was surprisingly good

Tim: Total sneaky banger

by theindianking August 1, 2016

sneaky Dunkin

When a girl starts creaming and frothing on her boyfriends/husbands member and the guy thinks he’s really turning his girl on…
When in reality it’s just the cum from her side dudes ejaculation earlier that day.

Mark was pleased by the lady cream he was productive from his girl… little did Mark know he was conjuring up a Sneaky Dunkin

by mikey4179 May 15, 2023

Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.

"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"

by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017