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V8 Smoothies

A smoothie drink that was discontinued.
Unfortunately, it appears that V8 Smoothies have been discontinued. This is a shame, as they were a delicious and healthy option for many people. However, there are still plenty of other smoothie options out there, so all is not lost!
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023
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Beef Smoothie

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus
by Blinkybrooks May 9, 2023
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Banana smoothie is not an apple pie

A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry12 – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.3 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.

Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.
Hey bro, did you know that Banana smoothie is not an apple pie?
by Bro with the words December 18, 2023
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Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
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Smoothy

A freshly shaved or waxed vagina.
"Sheila is getting waxed today. Can't wait to dive into her smoothy tonight."
by Krylian August 30, 2023
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Skincare Smoothie

Mixing multiple skincare products to achieve a desired effect. Popularized by the brand Drunk Elephant.
“Wow this Sephora is a mess, the mall teens must have been at it again making skincare smoothies
by anonymous September 20, 2023
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Tropical smoothie cafe

Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois

First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem

Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,

The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
by Just another customer April 22, 2022
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