Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022
by Borrini June 13, 2018
by Borrini June 13, 2018
Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.
look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.
Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?
Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?
by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020
by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022
Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015