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Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
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Smoothie goat

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.
Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it
by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022
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Tropical smoothie cafe

Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois

First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem

Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,

The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
by Just another customer April 22, 2022
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Smoothie King

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022
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Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022
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Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022
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