Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

Skaterism

The appropriation of skate culture.

"Don't wear a thrasher tee if you're not a skater, that's skaterism."

by coaster-toaster August 19, 2016

skater video

a very lame and annoying thing that teenage boys from the monterey bay area do. it is basicly like watching skinny boys fall while wearing helmets and knee pads.

skater 1 - dude did you see that gnarnly video of me skating?
normal person- NO. I HATE SKATER VIDEOS! EVERYONE DOES!!

by sar&sav January 22, 2012

skater

A bottom, gay closeted man that rides meat every Wednesday

Yo have you spoken to skater?
No he's too busy sucking dick

by Vipid September 2, 2022

Skater Clowns

A Legendary Hip Hop Group Started In Late 2021
All The Current Members Are
Lil Hater/Winterr

Uzy!
Joseph B Pack
Lightning

Goyslop Consumer: yo this highly processed food is the bomb
Paul Allen: You know what else is the bomb swedish girls and skater clowns

by HauntedJester360 February 3, 2024

Skater

You will put a good outfit and vans then skate around the city

Did you know that I am a skater 🛹

by The skater girl AHAHHAHAH October 28, 2019

Skaterism

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.

I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.

by Maceo & Mekenzie July 5, 2019