david silva

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field who plays on spain's national team and manchester city

Lisa: hey, who's that guy on the pitch with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: that would be David Silva.
Lisa: i want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

by lilacone August 6, 2011

Silky Mitts

Imagine you see a hockey player with soft hands who can dangle the puck like only the greats. You might say he has sweet hands...or "silky mitts". Now, you can use this phrase, which clearly describes something good, for ANYTHING that's good. Please see examples

Dude, this pizza is out of control good. It's silky mitts bro.

That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.

How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!

I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.

by jerrapin February 19, 2011

Toss yourself silly

To masturbate numerous amounts of time in a row

Bob: What did you do on saturday?
Alf Goonit: Me and Arsenegger tossed ourselves silly

by Rob2 March 8, 2005

silken saddle

The act of sliding a scarf or other fabric between one's legs and/or riding a scarf held up by others.

I threw the stripper my t-shirt, and she performed a silken saddle, but it cost me $10 to get it back.

by Stew Art January 5, 2008

Silver Bracelets

Slang for handcuffs.

Hey man, do you really wanna end up like that guy wearing the silver bracelets over there?

by Buen Dio May 18, 2010

Sillerious

A state in which a person is both silly and serious at the same time

Did Leslie just double-sniff at me?

Ahhh yeeah that girl is extra sillerious today!

by D_Steezy June 19, 2011

Silaventing

The action of someone in a room complaining, or frustration about something under their breath, usually a muttered whisper with tuts of disapproval.

OMG Ian, your always Silaventing about the Spanish!

by lickeldevil May 23, 2014