Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.
I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!
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The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.
Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"
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Get the shit-shopping mug.(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.
Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.
Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.
Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.
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Get the special shopping buddy mug.noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
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