One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."
by airborne8 October 27, 2010
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Eat unda sheet

Jamaican expression of performing oral sex. Chewsday in the example means Tuesday.
Shane like to eat unda sheet on Chewsday. And likes likes me to clean(blowjob).
by the greenskeeper July 08, 2004
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Nicholas Vaughn Sheets

(noun): a man of the gentleman class.
"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"
by yoursexymother January 19, 2009
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sheet fort sex

When you make a fort out of the bedsheet and have sex in your fort.
Man it was hot, especially when we started the sheet fort sex, there was no air under there. It was awesome.
by jimj August 28, 2008
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Tattered Pink Sheet

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
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Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”
I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night
by LilPoutine May 12, 2022
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white sheet states

Specific "States in the union that are known to be "racist" in nature.
Indiana is still the Capital of the "White Sheet States".
by kne01 February 08, 2016
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