Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.

guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.

by octoscorpion January 1, 2011

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

shaded out

(v.) to not come through on a plan or responsibility.

We were going to get royally drunk and go on a shade mission, but Jay totally shaded out on us.

by Russo's Salad Bar October 19, 2005

shleed

when you find yourself shitting and bleeding at the same time, and you are essentially fucked.

harry woke up alone, turned the lights on, and realized that he was shleeding from the anus.

by originalgunclappa April 29, 2009

shaved Brittney

eg. Batshit crazy.

Did you hear about Mary? She just went shaved Brittney when Ron dumped her!

by Waow Rabalder July 18, 2010

Shamed

the act of sharting and cumming at the same time.

oh no bro!.. i just shamed.

by ginger1121 September 5, 2010

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011