the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.
1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.
by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008
when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.
by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009
by talleres December 07, 2010
If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"
Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
by The Jiggle May 17, 2006
A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.
by Jugo's Soldiers October 24, 2006
(noun)-the same as a bukkake except that there's one guy in the middle, with all the girls racing to cum on him
Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!
by it'stimetofuckinglearn April 26, 2017
Hands of my semen demon
by LGBT but staight February 02, 2019