Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

avnis secrets

avnis secrets are very dear to her. she never 👎🏼 wants anyone knowing. 😞

person 1: omg what your avnis secrets?
avni: I CANT TELL YOU THEYRE TOO IMPORTANT TI ME

by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021

secret bowser

It's when one male puts one of his hands up another males buttocks and another hand down the males throat and try to lift the person like this

Just gave Oliver a secret bowser today

by The lad9793 April 4, 2017

secret snapchat

Basically snap for nudes

Do you know Jessica has a secret snap?

Oh shit really? What is it
Secret Snapchat means Snapchat for dirty pictures like nudes

by Anyfuckingrandomusername February 10, 2019

Secret blo

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there

Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday

by The big dick boy December 11, 2018

Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.

Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"

by yumolitious February 23, 2023