scouser

ppl hu dnt wer lacoste trackies n manky jewlry if ya need 2 no ppl like dat go 2 st helens or manchesta.

we av a gd dres sense n bi expensive loves nt like da fools from da surrounding areas like st helens, manchesta, warington cos dey buy cheap lycra clothing dat wil stretch wid der fat cos al dey do is eat maccies n chippy 24/7.

ppl hu cal scousers robers n al da need 2 go 2 da uva frigin cities n c dat more dan alf da cars av bin grafted or bernt out n dat al der teles n cloves av bin stole from da nearest charity shops cos dats ow shalow n alass dey r on uva ppl.

o yer n we dnt scav of da dole eiva dats wa manc do cos der da scrufiest n smeliest ppl eva brought on2 dis hole earf n dey make me sik

scousers = fab ppl up 4 a laf n av bos dres senses n can aford 2 by da cloves dey wer n da stuf dats in der houses

wools - idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob

mancs = idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob

by wool&manc_h8a May 2, 2005

Scotterhorn

the name Scott gives his he-he.

Sheila: I can't wait to ascend the Scotterhorn.

by MichiganJ September 14, 2010

Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011

scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”

“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

by Orangejello May 3, 2018

scooter sex

Having sex on an electric assist scooter while the scooter is in motion. Other people must be watching while in motion for it to count as scooter sex. Bonus points for adding a third. Also known as a scootgasm, coitus on a scooter, joining the mile ride club, unlocking for a good time, juicing without a plug (that kind of plug), and reducing congestion in crowded cities.

Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had mind-blowing scooter sex going from the gym to dinner. You could say we joined the mile ride club. We rode it all the victory. That baby got JUICED!

by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

Scooter Ankle

A form a torture and extreme pain. When your razor scooter spins in a circle directly into your ankle and you feel the pain of it being sawed off.

Be careful bro that trick has caused tons of scooter ankles

by Saint Wumples September 23, 2020

SCOUSER

I am a scouser. and to all those people who are saying that we are chave n cunts and wear lacoste shell suits steal car and mobile phones live in council flat and on benfits its a load of shizz.

we have the fittest accent ever the most kind and well humoured people and the best footy team going LIVERPOOL. the people who wrote these have probly never been to Liverpool and don't even know what is it like and yes some people do steal cars and that but it happens every were. everyone is just so sterotipic of Scouses and Liverpool and probly all the people who wrote these are Mancs and Wools!

Liid Liid,, lets go rob off with that phone - Sterotipic view on scousers

by Hannah2oo7x December 18, 2007