Schrödinger's shit

When you sit on the toilet not knowing if it's truly a shit, or just going to be a fart.

I spent too much time taking a Schrödinger's shit today... I could've been doing other things...

by Paper_man July 6, 2016

Schrodinger's pizza

A Pizza box with no labels or logos to signify where it is from or what company made it.

John found a Schrodinger's pizza on the table during the party.

by [HotPocket] January 4, 2019

Schrodinger's Forskin

The phenomenon when you don't know whether someone is circumcised or uncircumcised.

Girl 1: "...yeah it was just kind of a schrodinger's forskin kinda situation."
Girl 2: "ohhh so did you ever find out if we was circumcised or not?"
Girl 1: "no not yet"

by Papa Mike November 6, 2019

schrodinger's bruh

you put a cat in a box and it'll experience a bruh moment but at the same time the bruh moment didn't happen

I can't decide wether this is a bruh moment or not, guess it's a schrodinger's bruh.

by speedwagongaming69 November 10, 2020

Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.

Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!

by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Schrodinger's unconditional love

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.

Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."

Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."

by garbage child November 20, 2021