School

HELL

I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story

by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017

School

Possibly the most evil way of torchering kids (even mentally disabled kids) that involves learning useless crap that won't matter when they grow up.

School sucks!

by Huwo mi hoy February 2, 2017

school

hell

mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"

by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017

School

Verb
- To put a ton of effort in to something, and then give up right before the payoff.

Oh man, you totally school'd that last season...

by sec651 June 27, 2017

School

A place that you are stuck in for 7-8 hours a day for 4-5 days a week. This place is packed with bullies, nerds, popular people, emos/goths, and the in-betweens. Your closet is limited thanks to the dress code that only truly applies to those that aren't popular. Some schools have little to no air conditioning, so students have to suffer in the beginning and the end of the year.

Kid: "But mom...I don't want to go to school today..."

Mom: "I don't care. You aren't sick and you don't have any appointments today. You are going to school. I don't want to you have to go to summer school, either."

by Qwerty.33501 September 4, 2017

School

A place of horror and regret. As once Winnie said in Hocus Pocus "A prison for children" and she is not wrong. School is a place where you go every morning crying and waking up super late.

I hate this house it's just like school!

by Abbi Martin September 7, 2017

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying

Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017