Schmoozey

Slick-fast, smooth talkin' conversation that keeps things light, fun, untrue and entertaining to get the ace in the hole. Being schmoozey is generally employed by schmoozers i.e. greasy weasels of human beings whose very nature is to talk their way into, or out of, any situation with B.S.

"Wow, Vince Vaughn must've been really schmoozey to nab Jennifer Anniston, 'cause she is waaaaaaay hotter than him"

by Ms. Peabody April 29, 2010

schfourteenteen

a number on the way to schfiftyfive

my iq is schfourteenteen

by hoponpop December 8, 2004

schmommy

a mommy that might be a man....

dude im confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 18, 2007

schmoz

A frenzy in real estate that occurs when a seller, usually a bank, deliberately under-prices a property to quickly generate multiple offers. The winning buyer usually offers way above the asking price to thwart other buyers but ironically ends up paying market value or above. All of the other buyers unwittingly waste their time.

I wanted to make an offer on that townhouse, but it turned out to be a schmoz; they already had ten offers!

by kyfriedchicken November 23, 2010

Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006

SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

schmootzky

hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.

Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.

Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it

by minipie September 15, 2010