schlonger

a fancy breakfast, a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by cladnin December 9, 2008

schlong

1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it

ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '

by TheDanHipster December 2, 2009

schlong

Shlong is slang for Noodle.

I would really like a steaming bowl of Chicken Schlong Soup, Tasha.

by KiraDawn September 20, 2006

Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.

Robert, quit being such a schlong!

by Dean February 9, 2004

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 18, 2015

Schlong

A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.

Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on?
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*

by schlingschlongbingbangbong69 April 25, 2017

Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017