Spanish Scale

The scale of a few various spanish groups;
One being the best, five the least.

1. Domnican Republic
2. Cuba
3. Puerto Rico
4. Ecuador
5. Mexican

There are way more; but here is a small exmaple.

GUY: "Yo, That chica is pretty hot".

GUY2: "Definitley Domnican. High on the Spanish scale"

by hollaahatahh May 10, 2009

V-scale

The ugliness factor in a girl. Add as many v's necessary to the word gov to accurately describe her ugliness

"ewewewewewew dont look now i see a 100 thousand on the v-scale coming our way!"

by The Brown Kid December 06, 2006

guav scale

A scale that measures how guav someone is. The guavness of a person is measured in fourths.

Person 1: Who’s that guav kid over there?

Person 2: that’s Lee, I’ve heard he’s 9/4 on the guav scale

by Completely Schmittfaced April 30, 2019

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

by {pole} July 02, 2008

Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.

Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*

by McDanger February 07, 2009

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas October 23, 2007