S.M.A.R.T

An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice

Two plus Two is Nice
-Boy, your s.m.a.r.t
Hey, Thanks!

by Ramer November 3, 2007

S.Q.U.I.R.T.

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.

Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.

by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011

rtwngnut

A person with a large penis.

DAMN! That guy is a rtwngnut.

by Mylumnad October 30, 2007

rtarded v1nce

A v1nce clone who is the weirdest shit

rtarded v1nce is a weirdo.

by Not_darthblakie May 16, 2022

RTFMN

Read The Fucking Manual Noob

used by Gamming Gods like James to yell at all us Noobies while trying to figgure out a game that he Pnowns in

Noob: "James how do i shoot?"
James (in his uber-sarcastic and pissed off voice): RTFMN
Noob: "What does that mean?"
Me: "Read The Fucking Manual.....N?!?"
James:"Noob"

by chia pet March 29, 2004

s.m.a.r.t.

S-Sexually
M-Molested
A-And
R-Raped
T-Twice

Man that guy is the .S.M.A.R.T.

by no one actually May 17, 2008

RTFR

Read The Forum Rules; used commonly in a forum to advise somebody (usually a new member) to not break the rules or post stuff in the wrong place. Also can be Read The Fucking Rules if you're in a bad mood.

newbie: how come u moved my thread???
Mod: RTFR

by Nakamura February 1, 2007