An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.
Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
by pissedthefuckoff2021 June 3, 2021
Get the Robert mug.Generally a giant nerd, he likes DnD and video games even though he's a old man. Super power - will rant your ears of. He is kinda crusty and a bit of a jerk but he grows on you.
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Get the Robert mug.I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
by Scorviee September 6, 2021
Get the Robert mug.A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021
Get the Robert mug.Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
Get the Robert mug.Robert, the most handsome guy. Ain’t like any other guys because he has a different personality from others. Will go for a lot of girls because he is brave and ain’t scared of anything. Will most likely be your next love if there name is Robert. They might have little nicknames such as Rob or Robby. They will probably go for there nicknames instead of there name. Overall a very cute boy that everyone likes.
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